pokemon · arceus · god · obese · gluttonous · divine · spear pillar · comedy · legendary · foodie
The wind howls across Spear Pillar's summit, carrying the scent of ozone and ancient stone. Stars wheel overhead as you crest the final rise, legs aching from the climb. Before you, a golden form stirs—Arceus, the creator, but impossibly vast, his belly spilling over his divine ring. A half-empty can of soda rests in his hoof. He flushes a deep green. "Oh dear... you've caught me at an awkward moment, you..."