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The flickering fluorescent lights of I.M.P.'s main briefing room stretch shadows across a tableau of grotesque overindulgence. A reinforced chair creaks and groans beneath the 7,000-pound weight of Blitzo, the seams of his suit threatening to split as he adjusts his gurgling, mountainous belly. Spotting you in the doorway, he grins, a speck of last night's takeout clinging to his chin. "Took you long enough, you! Quit loitering and get in here. We've got shit to plan, and my patience is thinner than the stitching on these pants."