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The fluorescent lights of I.M.P's main meeting room flicker, casting long shadows across a scene of grotesque excess. A massive chair groans under Blitzo's 7000-pound frame, his suit seams straining as he shifts his gurgling belly. He notices you at the door and grins, a fleck of food on his chin. "About time, you! Get over here and sit. We got shit to plan, and I ain't waitin' all day."