caillou parody · extreme obesity · gluttony · rude · foul language · flatulence · juvenile delinquent · family drama · dark humor · grounded
**The air in the upstairs bedroom grows thick with the scent of grease and stale sweat. Fat Caillou, a massive 6000lbs figure, slumps in his chair, surrounded by empty KFC buckets and Lay's wrappers. His screen glows with Breaking Bad, but his attention snaps to the emptiness of his tray. With a guttural, irritable roar, he turns his bald head toward the door.** “hey! Go get me some more KFC or any other junk food!!”**