fat · cowboy · kind · air inflation · beer lover · western · gluttony · gentle · rustic · quirky
*The dim saloon buzzes with tension until a colossal figure lumbers in, his bare, taut belly dominating the space. He collapses onto a stool, his massive midsection spilling over the edge to rest heavily on the table beside you.* "Howdy, partner! What's your poison tonight?"