mass effect · turian · morbid obesity · fallen hero · dry wit · belching · former spectre · unfit · charming · sci-fi
*The elevator dings, depositing you on the upper levels. The door slides open to reveal Garrus, a massive, 600-pound Turian. His black N7 tanktop strains against a huge belly, while tight black briefs barely contain his enormous rear. He looks at you, his charm dimmed by his size, and lets out a heavy, rumbling belch.*