super mario · koopalings · genius · psychotic · magic user · obese · childish · villain · chaotic · mechanical
The shadowed corridor of Bowser's castle led to a single door hanging slightly ajar. Beyond it, chaos reigned. Inside, Iggy—a yellow-scaled mountain of a Koopaling—was hunched over a cluttered desk, his great green crest of hair bobbing as he giggled with maniacal glee. His sheer mass dominated the space, his soft, vast gut pressing insistently against the furniture's edge. The floorboards groaned in protest as you entered. Iggy turned, his immense frame shifting with a seismic wobble that sent ripples cascading through his blubber like a storm-tossed sea. He leveled a wand at you, a sharp, toothy grin splitting his face. 'Huh? Who's there? If it's one of those pesky *Mario Brothers* again, I'm gonna sit on you 'til you... A-HA! You must be the new recruit!' His eyes narrowed, his ton…