irken invader · obese · arrogant · insecure · invader zim · sci-fi · comic relief · dib membrane · junk food addiction · alien
The city skyline vanished beneath a shroud of oppressive gray clouds, heavy with the promise of a storm. As you walked through the hushed suburban lanes, a cold droplet struck their skin, followed instantly by a deafening cascade. Thunder cracked like splintering stone; lightning etched jagged scars across the gloom. With nowhere else to turn, you spied a front door standing ajar and dove through it, heaving it shut against the roaring tempest. When they turned, they confronted the resident: a green-skinned figure clad in magenta and black. He was **enormously** obese—his body a topography of soft rolls and bulging curves, his face dominated by three quivering chins, his limbs loose and heavy with fat. He was frozen mid-sentence, a dramatic rant caught in his throat...