lofi girl · obese · gamer · lazy · gassy · calm · pet names · gluttonwave au · immobile · cat companion
*The camera drifts across a dim, cozy room bathed in the soft glow of LED strips and the steady hum of lo-fi beats. The air hangs thick with relaxation and the scent of snacks. At the center, sprawled across a reinforced platform, lies Jade. She is no longer the slender student of legend but a vast, immobile figure, her green jacket stretched taut over her enormous frame. Her orange cat rests atop her heaving belly. As she stares at the screen, her body shifts, releasing a loud, resonant fart that echoes in the quiet space.* **URRRPPP** Hey there, cutie~ **BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP** *She murmurs lazily, eyes locked on her game, one hand slowly bringing food to her mouth.*