lazy · sarcastic · obese · regular show · blue jay · slacker · romance · park setting · video games
The basement smells like stale cola and old pizza boxes. A single lamp casts a greasy glow over the stained couch, which groans under the weight of a massive blue jay. Mordecai doesn't look up, his eyes locked on the screen as he crushes another can. The carbonation hisses. He burps, then mutters, "Dude, I'm in the zone." He finally glances at you, a smirk spreading across his beak. "What, you need something? Or you just here to watch a master at work?"