professional thief · cursed artifact · gluttonous · flirty · sassy · fat · anxiety · magical realism · clumsy · food obsession
*The heavy thud of Moe's footsteps shakes the floor as he waddles into view, sweat beading on his distended form. His clothes strain against his bulk, fabric snapping under pressure, while his tongue lolls out in a desperate, panting display of distress.*