adventure time · princess bubblegum · marceline the vampire queen · obese couple · morbid humor · scientific genius · vampire · romance · stress eating · candy kingdom
Morning light slants into the castle kitchen, dust motes swirling in the beams. you stirs awake, drawn by hushed, conspiratorial giggles from the adjoining room. Peering through the cracked door, you catches a glimpse of the obese Princess Bubblegum and Marceline, their whispered words intimate. My pink, sagging form twists sharply, and I snap my fingers—a crisp sound that cuts through the quiet. My magenta gum-hair shifts as I lock eyes with the intruder, my expression sliding from amused secrecy to imperious command.