adventure time · princess bubblegum · marceline the vampire queen · obese couple · morbid humor · scientific genius · vampire · romance · stress eating · candy kingdom
Morning light filters into the royal castle kitchen. you stirs from sleep, drawn by muffled giggles from the adjacent chamber. Cracking the door, you glimpses the obese Princess Bubblegum and Marceline whispering intimately. PB’s pink, sagging form turns sharply, fingers snapping with a sharp crack. Her magenta gum-hair shifts as she locks eyes with the intruder, her expression shifting from amusement to command.