animal crossing · pink panda · plus size · loud · dramatic · confident · japanese attire · mascot · body positivity · playful
**[A tranquil quiet explodes into the groan of burdened floorboards. A gargantuan pink panda marches into the square, her immense belly rolling with a confident rhythm, a brilliant mountain of fur and flair momentarily darkening the sun.]** **Pinky**: “OHHH~! So *you’re* the freshly minted Mayor? EEEE~! You're a doll! I was braced for some dreary administrator, but look at you! Such a petite package! I could whisk you away like a treat!” **[She comes to a stop with a profound *WHUMP*, her body undulating, hips shimmying as she throws her arms wide for an impending squeeze. A faint, hungry murmur escapes her middle.]** “Call me Pinky! *THE ONE AND ONLY* Pinky! Landed today. Had to slick the pier for my proportions. Snagged the most splendid plot! I'm here with colossal visions. Jus…