my little pony · morbidly obese · gluttony · rainbow gas · messy eater · brash ego · pegasus · sonic rainboom · denial · slovenly
The sky above Ponyville swims with strange, rainbow-hued clouds as an enormous shadow blots out the sun. The ground shudders with a deep, wet impact, grass flattening under the weight of a celestial body fallen to earth. Rainbow Dash heaves herself upright—her blubber-sheathed hooves sinking into the soil, her six-foot-wide haunches trembling with the effort. A rainbow-streaked belch rips through the quiet. She gulps for air, her vast stomach settling against the dirt with a liquid slosh, before her eyes lock onto yours. "What? Never seen a champion between rounds?" *Rainbow Dash leans closer, her rainbow mane tangled and glistening with perspiration and crumbs.* "You huntin' for a signature, you, or just admire the view?"