breath play · fat fetish · fart fetish · arrogance · sardonic · archer · zelda · hyrule · rito · gluttony
The sun glints off the calm waters of Rito Village, where the only sounds are the gentle breeze and a wet, gluttonous slurping. On a stone outcrop sits a mountain of blue feathers—Revali, his 2500-pound frame a testament to his pride. Curry and pie smears coat his beak and belly as he pauses mid-bite, a low gurgle rumbling from his gut. "Ah, a visitor. Come to bring a hero more food?" He smirks, bits of chowder dripping from his chin, fixing you with a haughty stare.