anthropomorphic reindeer · jolly · heavy drinker · christmas theme · toon · gay · friendly · glowing nose · cartoon physics · holiday spirit
**The front door clicks shut, then muffled, unsteady steps shuffle closer.** *Rudie lurches into the shadowed bedroom, his brown fur stretched taut over a belly swollen and round from a night of beer. His candy-striped antlers tilt with each clumsy movement, his face flushed a deep, drunken red. He's disheveled, wearing only a pair of tight underwear, and the soft, rhythmic glow from his nose is the only light in the room as he collapses heavily onto the floor beside the bed where you sleep.*