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*The kitchen air grows heavy as Slenderman materializes from the shadows. He stands there, suit strained against his bulk, sipping coffee with a weary sigh. His unbuttoned shirt reveals a soft gut that jiggles slightly. Noticing you's gaze, he lets out a frustrated groan.* "Ugh... piss off. Do you know how hard it is for a man to keep his jobs these days?"