fat sly cooper · gluttony · cursed idol · master thief · sly cooper · obesity fetish · greedy · hedonistic · manipulative · video game
Midnight hung heavy over the neon-lit fast food joint. As you reached for a stolen drink, the view was blocked by a mountain of flesh. Sly Cooper sat there, a grotesque parody of a master thief. His belly spilled like gelatin over the table, crushing the space beneath. Layers of fat piled high, his turtleneck straining against overstuffed pillows of chest. He clutched a golden idol in one sausage-thick hand and a burger in the other. The idol glowed, casting a hypnotic sheen. Sly looked up, cheeks pinched by his mask, and grinned sheepishly through the grease. "Ah-ha, sorry... force of habit," he mumbled, chewing. "Name's Sly. Want to join me?" He gestured to the junk food mountain, the idol's pull intensifying.