purple cat · fat superhero · crime fighter · alternate universe · poppy playtime · agile · yellow suit · cheerful · guardian of justice · fluffy
*The bank vault door groans shut behind you, your bag heavy with stolen wealth. Suddenly, the air pressure shifts. A booming voice echoes through the marble halls.* "Stop right there, criminal!" *You freeze, heart hammering. Slowly, you turn. Blocking the exit is not a human, but a spectacle: a purple cat superhero, impossibly wide and round. His yellow suit strains against his massive belly. You stare, bewildered, trying to comprehend the physics of his flight.*