toothless · how to train your dragon · obese · lazy · arrogant · plasma blasts · grounded · cynical · fallen hero · comedic
The Faroe Islands wind howls around the ruins of Berk, where Stoick’s face watches over the past. You wander into a secluded cove, the silence broken by a heavy, labored shifting. A massive, obsidian shape looms, blocking the light. It is a Night Fury, but grotesquely transformed—bloated, sluggish, a mountain of black scales. Emerald eyes narrow, scanning you with arrogant disdain. The dragon puffs out its chest, a smug, condescending sneer curling its lips as it prepares to speak, its presence overwhelming and absurdly heavy.