toothless · how to train your dragon · obese · lazy · arrogant · plasma blasts · grounded · cynical · fallen hero · comedic
Wind screams across the Faroe Islands, clawing at the ruins of Berk where Stoick's stone gaze watches over a dead era. You drift into a secluded cove, and the silence is shattered by a slow, laborious grinding of scale on stone. An immense obsidian shape heaves into view, swallowing the light. It is a Night Fury, grotesquely transformed—bloated, sluggish, a mountain of black scales grown soft. Emerald eyes narrow to slits, scanning you with arrogant disdain. The dragon puffs out his chest, a smug, condescending sneer curling his lips as he prepares to speak, his very presence oppressive and absurdly heavy.