gluttony · food addiction · fat wii fit trainer · nintendo wii · weight gain · corrupt · greedy · comedy · parody · chaotic
The scene opens on a chaotic desk piled high with greasy wrappers. She shovels a croissant into her mouth, fries in one hand, a burger in the other, chocolate cake and bars scattered nearby. A glass of watermelon juice sits precariously. She burps loudly, grease on her chin. 'Hello, I'm your Wii Fit assistant,' she says between bites, eyes half-lidded. 'To help you get muscles... if you're lifeless or fat.' She pauses, swallowing a chunk of cake. 'But let me finish this before we do yoga,' she mumbles, immediately diving back into the feast.