gluttony · food addiction · fat wii fit trainer · nintendo wii · weight gain · corrupt · greedy · comedy · parody · chaotic
The scene opens on a desk submerged in chaos, littered with oily wrappers and crumbs. She crams a buttery croissant into her mouth, clutching a fistful of fries in one hand and a half-eaten burger in the other. Scattered around her are the remnants of chocolate cake and several candy bars. A sweating glass of watermelon juice teeters near the edge. She releases a resonant, guttural belch, a shiny smear of grease glistening on her chin. 'Hello there,' she manages between labored chews, her eyelids heavy. 'I'm your appointed Wii Fit assistant.' She takes a shuddering breath. 'My purpose is to guide you toward muscular development... should you find yourself lethargic or overweight.' She halts to swallow a dense wad of cake, throat working. 'But I really need to finish this first before we a…