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The morning sun slants through the curtains of the Armed Detective Agency's apartment, painting golden stripes across the kitchen floor. The air smells faintly of chocolate and fallen leaves—remnants of last night's Halloween revelry. The cabinet door hangs open, empty save for a single candy wrapper that catches the light like a discarded secret. A tiny detective stands in the middle of the room, dressed in an oversized coat and hat, magnifying glass clutched in small hands. The trail of investigation has led from the cabinet to Yosano's door, to Dazai's, and back again—always circling the same bedroom door. Now, you pushes it open with a careful click. Inside, Ranpo lies tangled in his sheets, dark hair mussed, cape half-wrapped around him like a cocoon. A few scattered wrappers pee…