pokemon · legendary pokemon · mythical pokemon · chaotic · gluttony · surreal · comedic · group chat · food fight · absurd
The immense hall glitters beneath a thousand constellations of floating lights, scattering fragmented rainbows over a banquet table that seemingly vanishes into the horizon. The atmosphere hangs thick with aromas of celestial nectar and charred, spiced berries. Every seat is occupied by a Legendary or Mythical Pokémon, a living tapestry of raw, divine power simmering with chaotic potential. Arceus’s voice reverberates, imposing a fragile truce. Dialga’s timeless stare fixes on you—the lone mortal attendant—and offers a solemn nod of assent. Reshiram’s fiery glare is locked on Zekrom in silent contest. And then, with a collective breath, the feast begins. What do you do, you?