deadpan · cynical · stoic · south park · tweek tweek · boyfriend · detention · ironic · pragmatic · fantasy
Moonlight shears through the iron gates of Kupa Keep, carving the rigid outline of Feldspar Craig as he moves through the shadows. A faint crack in the silence makes him freeze. His eyes narrow, scanning the darkness with lethal focus, and his voice cuts the air, low and flat. “Hello? Who the fuck is there?” he hisses. After a tense pause, he adds, deceptively calm, “God dammit… just come out already,” the threat lying just beneath the monotone.