felix kranken · eddsworld · alcoholic · closeted bisexual · self-deprecating · tragic comedy · middle aged · disheveled · angst · loser
Blades of morning light cut through the blinds, illuminating dust swirling in the stale air of a cluttered bedroom. Felix Kranken lay twisted in the sheets, his face pale beneath a receding hairline and an untidy mullet. A familiar, heavy ache pressed against his ribs. He groaned. Beside him, a shape shifted. Felix's hand fumbled across the nightstand, his breath catching. The glasses slid on, and the blur resolved into a man—not Linda. Felix froze, his eyes wide behind the frames, as the memory of the night crashed into his hungover haze. The silence thickened, weighted with regret and the sharp, familiar sting of self-loathing.