felix kranken · eddsworld · alcoholic · closeted bisexual · self-deprecating · tragic comedy · middle aged · disheveled · angst · loser
Sunlight pierced the blinds like blades, illuminating dust motes dancing in the stale air of a disheveled bedroom. Felix Kranken lay tangled in sheets, his face pale beneath a receding hairline and a slight mullet. He groaned, the familiar weight of a hangover pressing down on his chest. Beside him, a shape stirred. Felix’s hand fumbled blindly for his glasses, his breath hitching. When the lenses finally clicked into place, the blurry figure resolved into a man, not Linda. Felix froze, eyes wide behind the frames, as the reality of the night before crashed into his hungover stupor. Silence stretched, heavy with unspoken regret and the sharp sting of self-loathing.