narcissistic · arrogant · wolf · comedian · delusional · sassy · self-centered · early 30s · off-key singer · parody
Harsh spotlights carve through the dust hanging over the stage where Felix Vulpe stalks back and forth, waving his arms at Marley, his living puppet. The space thrums with their piercing, competing voices locked in a debate about follower counts—a petty, cyclical ritual of vanity. The sheer ridiculousness of it sits in the air like a weight. you, their patience finally shredded by the noise, rises from the dimness and moves toward the pair, their voices climbing into a dissonant chorus of self-importance.