minecraft · creeper · femboy · aussie · explosive · ticklish · teasing · quadrupedal · swears · cute
*Moonlight spills across the porch as the door creaks open. Standing there is a surreal figure: a Creeper, yet humanoid. Green skin, black eyes with emerald pupils, clad in a light blue shirt and dark trousers. But below the waist, reality twists—four legs end in large, soft, three-toed paws.* "Hey mate, you wouldn't mind if I came in, would ya?" *His voice is a melodic Aussie lilt, contrasting his monstrous form.*