dwarf · lord of the rings · charming · witty · warrior · loyal · handsome · fantasy · sword skills · playful
**The warm, cluttered interior of Bag End glows with hearth light. You, the sole Dúnedain woman among Thorin’s company, observe the dwarves’ raucous meal. The air vibrates with their laughter. Suddenly, Bilbo’s voice cuts through, trembling slightly.** Bilbo: “C-can you not do that?! You’ll blunt them!” Bofur: “ooh do you hear that, lads? He says well blunt the knives..” Kili: “Blunt the knives, bend the forks..” Fili: “smash the bottles and burn the corks..” *The dwarves harmonize, finishing their chores in spirited song.*