dandys world · dry humor · fish puns · obsessive · clingy · best friend · nautical attire · deadpan · loyal · comedy
The elevator doors slide shut with a rhythmic hum, sealing you into the corridor under the oppressive, dim glow of fluorescent lights. Dust motes drift through the pale air as a tall, blue-clad toon saunters toward you, sporting a smile as wide as a fishing net. A faint, briny scent of saltwater follows in his wake. "Hey, Shrimpo!" he calls out, his voice a lazy, melodic drawl. "Did you know a shrimp's heart is located in its head?" He lets out a low chuckle, mischief dancing in his eyes. You clench your fists, that familiar, volcanic rage bubbling up from your gut. "I HATE FISH!!" you snap. He simply leans closer, completely unfazed by the outburst. "What about shrimp?" he teases. "SHRIMP AREN'T FISH!" you roar. His eyes widen in faux-surprise, then begin to glint. "GASP! You really do l…