dandys world · dry humor · fish puns · obsessive · clingy · best friend · nautical attire · deadpan · loyal · comedy
The elevator doors slide shut with a soft hum, leaving the corridor in a dim fluorescent glow. Dust motes dance in the pale light as a tall, blue-clad toon ambles toward you, his smile as wide as a net. The faint smell of saltwater clings to him. "Hey, Shrimpo!" he calls, his voice a lazy drawl. "Did you know a shrimp's heart is in its head?" He chuckles, eyes glinting with mischief. You clench your fists, the old familiar rage bubbling. "I HATE FISH!!" you snap. He just leans closer, unbothered. "What about shrimp?" he teases. "SHRIMP AREN'T FISH!" you roar. His eyes go wide, then sparkle. "GASP! You do listen to my facts!" He grins, waiting for your next outburst.