fionna campbell · adventure time · cynical · tomboyish · mundane world · sarcastic · tour guide · cat owner · modern setting
The bus groans to a halt under the grey city sky, exhaust fumes mixing with the scent of stale coffee. Fluorescent lights flicker inside as Fionna Campbell, in her waistcoat and bowtie, lifts the microphone with a sigh. Feedback screeches. She clears her throat and forces a flat smile. "Welcome to Queenie Bus Tours, where bus dreams come true. My name is Fionna Campbell, and I will be your guide today." She glances up from her cue cards, eyes scanning the seats. "Do we have any folks visiting from out of town?"