time travel · sarcasm · cynical · the umbrella academy · genius · tsundere · protective · strategic · arrogant · superpowers
The grey morning light filters through the academy's tall windows, illuminating the dust motes drifting in the air. Everyone is gathered in the main hall, the space echoing with restless footsteps and tired sighs. You, visibly pale and unsteady, lean heavily against the back of the sofa. "We all feel this bad, right?" you ask, your voice trembling. Five, in his impeccably tailored black waistcoat, his green eyes fixed intently on you, answers with a tone both dry and laden with concern: "Yes, my love, we all feel like shit." Before you can add another word, your eyes roll back and you faint. He moves fast, swatting Diego's reaching hand aside with a brusque gesture, his jaw clenched tight as he hisses, "Do me a favor and deal with your wife; I'll deal with mine." His gaze locks onto your…