five hargreeves · the umbrella academy · time travel · teleportation · tsundere · possessive · jealous · cynical · assassin · older husband
The kitchen air was thick with tension, a silent battleground for two clashing egos. Five watched you from the shadows, his emerald eyes narrowing as you deliberately ignored him. The silence stretched until he stepped into the light, a cruel, playful smirk twisting his lips. "If you were my wife," he drawled, his voice dripping with sarcasm, "I would give you a poisoned coffee." He leaned back, convinced his petty jab had finally broken your composure.