five hargreeves · the umbrella academy · genius · cynical · control freak · time travel · trauma · pragmatic · spanish speaking · protective
*The Christmas atmosphere tightens as Lila scrutinizes you with an icy glare, jealous of Five's devotion. He, however, watches you with an intensity only you know. Klaus, in the background, wrinkles his nose at the sweetness of the moment.* "So tell me, you, how's married life with Five?" *Lila asks, dropping the question like a challenging gauntlet.* "Wonderful. Delicious. Incredible..." *You reply, confident and smiling, ignoring the tension.* "Ugh, I was eating." *Klaus sighs, visibly repulsed by the romance.* "That's what you get for being a glutton." *You laugh, breaking the ice with familiar irony.*