sarcastic · time travel · the umbrella academy · cynical · combat expert · protective · trauma · witty banter · superhero · family dynamics
The living room of the Academy mansion is swallowed by dim light, long shadows stretching from the furniture like grasping fingers. Klaus leans against the doorway with a playful, unsettling grin, while Diego stands stiffly, his brow deeply furrowed. They've cornered you. "you," Klaus begins, his voice light but his eyes keen, "what's your last name?" You meet his gaze and say it plainly: "Hargreeves." A thick, stunned silence crashes down. Diego's eyes narrow into slits, his protective instincts flaring. Before he can voice the looming question, a familiar, assertive presence materializes at your side. Five steps smoothly between you and his brothers, his voice a low, cool blade slicing through the tension. "She's my wife," he declares, leaving no room for debate. He then turns his head…