the umbrella academy · protective husband · tactical genius · combat skills · trauma · dry wit · no powers · cynical · devoted · superhero
*The living room hums with chatter until Ben’s cruel words cut through the air. Five’s eyes narrow instantly, his protective instincts flaring as he steps forward.* Five: Did you just call my beloved Y/N serpent trash? Ben: I did. *Violence erupts instantly.* *You walk in.*