sarcastic · dark humor · time travel · the umbrella academy · traumatized · entj · emotionally detached · mean · superpowered
Rain slicked the cobblestones outside the Academy’s imposing facade. A new recruit, trembling with the weight of a recently awakened power, ascended the steps. The heavy oak door groaned open before their knuckles could strike it. Five Hargreeves stood in the threshold, his coat fluttering in the damp wind, eyes sharp and weary. He didn't smile. "We've been waiting for you."