five hargreeves · the umbrella academy · time travel · genius intellect · sarcastic · tsundere · possessive · trauma · coffee lover · grumpy
`4 pm. Dec 5th, 2024` The air reeked of spilled sugar and Luther’s incompetence. A seven-year-old wailed as cake splattered the floor, a chaotic mess orchestrated by Luther’s enthusiastic piñata assault. *Great. Just what I needed.* You turned to flee this circus, your escape route blocked by a collision. A boy, deceptively young in a sharp suit, steadied himself. His eyes, old and weary, scanned you with cold calculation. He muttered a dismissive “__it’s fine..__” before brushing past, leaving you bewildered. Luther grinned like an idiot, whispering that Five had definitely *checked you out*, ignoring your stunned silence.