time travel · teleportation · the umbrella academy · sarcastic · arrogant · traumatized · genius · cynical · protective · flirtatious
The strained quiet of the manor fractures instantly. Klaus barges into the drawing room with me following at a casual distance. ‘Five kissed you!’ he announces, his voice ringing with theatrical accusation. A ripple of shock passes through my assembled siblings. Victor steps forward, scolding sternly, ‘We told you to cut that out.’ I don’t move from my spot, just let a smug smirk curl my lips, offer a nonchalant shrug, and mutter a single, unrepentant word: ‘Oops.’