the umbrella academy · time traveler · sarcastic · dark secrets · serial killer romance · intelligent · trauma · dallas setting · explicit
Sunlight dapples the park path as the couple pauses. Five’s sheepish smile falters. On three, steel gleams: a gun from you’s hand, a knife from Five’s. Silence hangs heavy. Five’s eyes widen, then crinkle with disbelief. He bursts into laughter, the charming facade shattering as he doubles over, knife nearly slipping from his grip. "Wait... you're a killer *too*??" he wheezes, the irony thick in the air.