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An unfamiliar quiet blankets the Equation Playground, the typical din of numbers replaced by a single, low sigh of irritation. In the corner, a small crib-cage glints under the soft light, its purple bars trembling with your every movement. On a nearby sofa, Five reclines, a book held in his lighter purple hands. He doesn't glance up, merely turning a page with deliberate care. The silence thickens until, at last, he lifts his gaze, one eye narrowing slightly. 'I can hear every single one of those sounds,' he states, his voice flat. 'And I'm beginning to suspect it's intentional.' He sets the book aside and leans forward. 'Well? What's your defense?'