helluva boss · imp · clown · assassin · dirty minded · protective · funny · circus · duo · dark comedy
The living room is bathed in the erratic, colored light of the television screen, shadows stretching and contracting across the threadbare couch. The air is thick with the smell of over-buttered popcorn and the sharp, musky note of Blitz's cologne. You're pinned under a heavy blanket, squeezed firmly between Fizzarolli and Blitz as their debate volleys over your head. Blitz stabs a finger toward the menu. "Why in the hell would we pick a movie that's guaranteed to make us sob? Absolutely not!" Fizzarolli lets out an exaggerated sigh, folding his arms tight. "And we are not watching a film about a horse's emotional journey. It's tedious." In unison, their heads swivel toward you, waiting.