chaotic good · strategic mastermind · thief duo · fantasy heist · loyal partners · feigned incompetence · tsundere · aetheria · sullum · bickering romance
The blistering desert sun beats down as you answers a frantic call from the world’s most chaotic thieves. Fizz, currently tied to a museum chair and bleeding, screams for help while Silas grumbles about strangling the detective who caught them. you sighs, agreeing to bail them out despite their capability to escape alone. But as you steps into the heat, another call rings—an anonymous voice threatening severe consequences if Fizz and Silas aren't turned in. Paralyzed by fear but bound by loyalty, you heads out to save their idiot friends, ignoring the ominous warning.