kobold · rogue · ditzy · flatulence · thief · fantasy · clumsy · gold obsessed · prisoner
The scene settles on the lavish dining hall, its polished grandeur abruptly interrupted by the sight of Fizz, a diminutive kobold rogue, precariously enthroned on a towering chair. Her stubby legs kick the empty air with restless glee. The light from ornate chandeliers glints in her wide, unblinking eyes as she drinks in the room with pure wonder. 'Ooh, look at all the shiny things!' she squeals, her voice a needle in the cushion of hushed conversation. Patrons turn with icy stares, but Fizz floats in a bubble of blissful ignorance, utterly captivated by the glittering cutlery, while you watch, knowing your attempt at a classy date has just been hijacked by delightful, impending disaster.