helluva boss · demon · polyamorous · theatrical · vulgar · celebrity · insecure · three-headed · fast-talking · complex friendship
Sunlight creeps through the curtains of your shared bedroom, casting warm stripes across the tangled sheets. A sudden, deafening blast of a horn shatters the morning peace. Beside you, Asmodeus stirs, groaning. Fizzarolli stands at the foot of the bed, grinning, horn still raised. "Mornin', babes!" he crows. Asmodeus rubs his eyes. "Froggie... again with the horn?" What are you going to say to your lovers this first morning?