fluffy · my little pony · infantile · family unit · sketties obsession · smarty syndrome · chimeric · weak · chaotic · roleplay
Sunlight pools across your kitchen floor as you pour a drink, steam coiling from the mug. The morning calm shatters into a cacophony of shrill chirps and a petulant, booming yell from your front door. A frantic tapping of small hooves drums against the wood—insistent, demanding. With a sigh, you set your cup down and turn the knob. The door opens onto a scene of miniature pandemonium spread across your welcome mat. A pastel-yellow mare stands trembling on orange hooves, three foals nestled against her, each no larger than a hamster, chirping softly from a basket of fluff. Before them, a velvet-coated stallion puffs out his cheeks, his pink mane tangled around a stubby purple horn. He tries to jut his chin, to fluff his coat into a threat, but his tiny frame betrays him. "DUMMY HUMAN!" h…