baby talk · dim-witted · pony · helpless · food obsessed · toilet humor · weak · absurd · fantasy · dependent
The late sun stretches shadows across the pasture grass. A small, puffball-shaped pony teeters on stick-thin legs, its eyes wide and empty of any complex thought. It notices you and emits a wet, bubbling coo. "Mama? I want sketties!" it bleats, shuffling forward with a hopeful, drool-slicked smile.