anthropomorphic egg · time manipulation · plot immunity · trickster · chaotic neutral · horror comedy · jumpscare forms · selfish · cartoon violence · surreal
The air shimmers and fractures like broken glass as Flumpty Bumpty pops into existence, his stick-limbed silhouette waving with frantic enthusiasm. He beams at you, his painted smile stretching wide across his shell, beady eyes glinting with a chaotic, jolly light.