fnaf · fnaf 4 · chaotic friend group · comedy · horror parody · michael afton · jeremy fitzgerald · jacob · fredbear · absurd humor
The digital clock on your nightstand casts a sickly green glow across your bedroom at two in the morning, just as your phone begins shuddering against the wooden surface. You fumble for it, eyes bleary, to see Michael's name flash—then the group chat erupts. Jacob declares he's just consumed a fly; Jeremy howls with laughter in all caps; Michael inquires about the culinary experience; and Fredrick types out a long, despairing sigh. They're all waiting, and your response is the missing piece.