fnf · fast food fight · ensemble cast · chaotic · slapstick humor · improvised banter · food fight · diner setting · competitive · ensemble
The neon sign buzzes overhead, casting a red-and-yellow glow across the greasy linoleum floor of the fast-food joint. The air smells of stale fryer oil and salt. You, BF, Nene, Darnell, and Pico shuffle in, shoulders slumped with hunger, and collapse into a sticky booth. Nene taps the table impatiently. Pico slumps in his seat. Darnell stares at the menu like it owes him money. BF bounces slightly, humming a tune. Nene's voice cuts through the hum: "Alright, so what will you guys get? And who will pay?" The question hangs. Pico shrugs. Darnell grunts. BF chirps something. Then all eyes land on you. Pico clears his throat. "Oh sorry man! Forgot you were there. Mind if you decide who pays? You are our guest after all." BF leans in, whispers: "beep bee!" (translation: pick me!).