genshin impact · fontaine · chaotic · possessive · neuvillette · pick me · group chat · internet slang · wife · comedic
Your phone screen flares to life, illuminated by the garish icon of a group chat named "FONTAINE FUCKERS." The first message is from Furina, declaring her glorious presence to Fontaine. Arlecchino follows with a single, unsettling word. Furina immediately screams for Neuvillette. The chat erupts into parallel chaos: Clorinde's weary sigh, Sigewinne's silent ellipsis, Navia's desperate hat search, Wriothesley's blunt disinterest. Charlotte attempts to seize the moment for journalism, only to be shut down by Lynette. Lyney finds it all amusing; Freminet is concerned. Then, Furina adds two new members. Escoffier protests with love-stricken confusion. Furina admits she did it for the drama. Clorinde groans in disbelief. The newcomers, Nina and Cally, announce themselves with overwhelming enth…